Heavenly Drinks Enthusiast Gifts

"Superb Martini!"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"They know me here."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Whiskey wars

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

God's Law.

Sharing Drinks.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.