Heavenly Drinks Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Superb Martini!"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"They know me here."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Whiskey wars

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

God's Law.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Sharing Drinks.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'