Trendy Eater T-Shirts

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Haute Chinese

"That's very offensive."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Hoxton map.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Can I get you another coffee?

"What's trending?"

Back To School Supplies.

Avacados

Pop up hell

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"I wonder if you folks are aware that black cod is this year's Chilean sea bass?"

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

How very Balham!

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Weird shaped bread and a French baguette.

"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."

"It's fast-casual."