Trendsetting Foodie T-Shirts

Sushi

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Beanirrito"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Haute Chinese

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Salad Hat

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Fried Egg

Avacados

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Pork Pie Hat

Woman dressed as a soup can

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"I wonder if you folks are aware that black cod is this year's Chilean sea bass?"

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

Weird shaped bread and a French baguette.

"Dinner comes complete with coffee and your choice of dessert or an oil painting."

"It's fast-casual."

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"