Foodie Who Loves Trends T-Shirts

'Fad Diet regulator'.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Beanirrito"

"Is the MSG local?"

Queen of Quinoa

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Spanx Tells Me No

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Pizza Shard

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

Pork Pie Hat

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Avacados

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

Woman dressed as a soup can

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'