Foodie Who Laughs At Fads T-Shirts

Food-Fad Intolerant

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Jewish Geometry

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Bagel problems.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Ranch Dressing

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'