Foodie Who Laughs At Fads T-Shirts

Food-Fad Intolerant

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Jewish Geometry

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Ranch Dressing

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Murderous Chef