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"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Waiter, please bring that glass of water soon.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Ranch Dressing

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'The Burrito King.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Main Types of Cheese

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Banana Split Personality

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Jewish Geometry

Diner

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."