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The not-so-elusive Bologna animal

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'It would be nice to eat somewhere that doesn't have a grumpy chef.'

'This is terrible spring chicken.' - 'It was a terrible spring.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Banana Split Personality

The Main Types of Cheese

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Jewish Geometry

Diner

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Baloneystini

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.