Foodie With A Taste For Humor Prints

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

The not-so-elusive Bologna animal

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'It would be nice to eat somewhere that doesn't have a grumpy chef.'

'This is terrible spring chicken.' - 'It was a terrible spring.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'The Burrito King.'

Banana Split Personality

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Main Types of Cheese

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Jewish Geometry

Diner

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'