Foodie Who Loves Trends Prints

'Fad Diet regulator'.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Beanirrito"

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the MSG local?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Pizza Shard

Fried Egg

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Salad Hat

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Pork Pie Hat

Avacados

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

Woman dressed as a soup can

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'