Trendsetting Foodie Gifts

Sushi

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Beanirrito"

"Is the MSG local?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Haute Chinese

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Salad Hat

Fried Egg

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

Pork Pie Hat

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Avacados

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

Woman dressed as a soup can

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"I wonder if you folks are aware that black cod is this year's Chilean sea bass?"

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

"Dinner comes complete with coffee and your choice of dessert or an oil painting."

Weird shaped bread and a French baguette.