Trendy Spots Pillows

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"An everything Martini, please."

Rap music

Spontaneous Kombucha

"That's very offensive."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Hoxton map.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Jeans sale

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

Pop up hell

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"