Lifestyle Trends T-Shirts

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Cat in a flap

A Macaroni in 1772

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

The Modern Novel.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'