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Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Cat in a flap

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I shop, therefore I am."

A Macaroni in 1772

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'