Fashion Trends Pillows

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

Fickle world of fashion

Thank you for not wearing silly hats!

'Call me old-fashioned Phillip but in my day we were content with a Prince Albert.'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Albert though of his slogan about the same time as the other one but his never caught on.

Ape.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Detention Anklets

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."