Online Presence Pillows

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

'My blog has its own blog.'

"Missing me already."

Jane tried to increase her social media status by proposing the toast of the day.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Working from home to-do list.

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Computer Head

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Social Networks

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

Social Influencers Anonymous.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

Likes Makes Right