Digital Presence Pillows

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Zoom Wedding

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

Social Notworking

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Facebook/Meta

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

Facebook maze.

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

Harvest Data Festival

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"I have 1,8000 friends on facebook....and you want a college degree?"

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'IT support? Help!!! I just lost 28.743 friends!!!'

Here but not in...

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

"Mind the cliff..."