Digital Presence T-Shirts

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Zoom Wedding

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Harvest Data Festival

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

'IT support? Help!!! I just lost 28.743 friends!!!'

Here but not in...

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

Trolling on social media

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"