Online Presence Gifts

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

'My blog has its own blog.'

Never judge a man until you have seen all the pictures on his facebook wall.

"I have 1,8000 friends on facebook....and you want a college degree?"

"Missing me already."

Jane tried to increase her social media status by proposing the toast of the day.

"Have you considered vlogging?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Working from home to-do list.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Websiteless -- please help.

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Computer Head

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Social Influencers Anonymous.

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

Social Networks