Online Presence Fanatic Prints

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Obsession with the Internet.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Futuristic Teenagers.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Internet Name Tags.

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

Internet Addict Anonymous

"They call this a universal charger?"

Likes Makes Right

When psychics fight.

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

'He needs a domain name.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Standup Dictator

'I and my Blog'

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."