Online Presence Guru Prints

"Still no followers? I'm such a loser!"

'How fast can you hype?'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Obsession with the Internet.

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

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"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

An opera singer

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

The White House's Trojan Horse

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Doctcom

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

Media Darling.

The Wiki Man.

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

Social Influencers Anonymous.

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."