Online Presence Ponderer Prints

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

'Honey, what's the current conversion rate for Facebook friends to Twitter followers?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"Do you have any books on perception?"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Fruits and vegetables

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

"That's not the real me."

Berkeley Webcams

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'I'll take THIS mirror.'