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"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Fruits and vegetables

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

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"That's not the real me."

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -