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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I don't know if you'll ever find a decent job!"

"Of course I envy you. I have to take them two at a time."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

"Needs to get a life"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.