Online Behavior Pillows

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Pastor, is misrepresenting myself on social media a sin?

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Hidden Facebook Features

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Your computer is not fully protected...

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

The Dangers of Social Media

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Social Networks

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."