Online Ethics Pillows

Hate Comments

Hate Platforms

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Fact amnesty"

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Your computer is not fully protected...

Facebook in Crisis

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Facebook's business model

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

The Dangers of Social Media

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

Cyber Sexual Harassment

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

Trolling on social media

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."

We thoroughly disapprove of the Kate Middleton photos, although...