Online Safety Pillows

"Maybe you should disable your cookies, Steve."

'I thought YOU knew the password.'

Internet Dangers

Your computer is not fully protected...

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"No, your computer didn't get a virus because you sneezed on it. Let's go over clicking on email attachments again, shall we?"

Cyber Sexual Harassment

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Mom, to protect my security I have to ask you to change your maiden name."

"Son, it's time we talked about online privacy."

"There - now I've taught you everything about restricting access by kids."

"Sometimes I regret using his name as my password - every time I forget it, I have to call him something new."

The Dangers of Social Media

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

USA 2030

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

The Government is now following you...

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"