Internet Safety Guide Pillows

"There - now I've taught you everything about restricting access by kids."

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

How to create a password you can remember...

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

USA 2030