Internet Security Pillows

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'

"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

Internet Epitaphs

The Government is now following you...

A failed internet scam.

Security Check: Please enter the two words below, separated by a space, to prove that you are human.

Web (In)Security

Internet Security

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'Welcome to Facebook. To reset your password, please enter your Social Security number.'

Beware of sophisticated, hard to detect e-mail scams.

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

Web cams. Web scams

Computer virus

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'

"I've hacked into our bank account."

'We'll never guess her password.'

"So who is this First pet?"

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

Gone Phishing

'If you're concerned about privacy issues, put on some pants and close the windows.'

'It's always a good idea not to give out too much personal information.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Insecure computer information.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'I don't know. I heard you have to be careful getting stuff online.'

How to create a password you can remember...