Internet Security Pillows

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'

"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

Internet Epitaphs

A failed internet scam.

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Web (In)Security

Internet Security

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

Beware of sophisticated, hard to detect e-mail scams.

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

Computer virus

Web cams. Web scams

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"I've hacked into our bank account."

"So who is this First pet?"

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'If you're concerned about privacy issues, put on some pants and close the windows.'

'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'

Gone Phishing

'We'll never guess her password.'

'I don't know. I heard you have to be careful getting stuff online.'

'It's always a good idea not to give out too much personal information.'

How to create a password you can remember...

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Insecure computer information.

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'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'