Digital Ethics Pillows

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Fact amnesty"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Digito Ergo Sum.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Think/Don't Think

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Rodin, the surfer.

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"