Digital Ethicist Pillows

"Fact amnesty"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Hate Platforms

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Digito Ergo Sum.

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"Free why-fi.”

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Information Macht Frei