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Technology Ethicist Pillows
Add a touch of wit and comfort to their space with a pillow featuring a fun design inspired by the principles of technology ethics—ideal for their office or home.
'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'
Hate Platforms
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
"AI chat bot"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."
"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."
"It's a self-driving skateboard."
"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."
Social media and censorship...
Modern Life Blues
"And here is where we started putting profits before people."
'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'
Computer help.
"Fact amnesty"
Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.
I think therefore I am.
Information about information about information about information.
Domestic Spying Drones
Artificial intelligence discovers racism
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Technology Ethicist Pillows Collection
Technology Ethicist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the technology ethicist—witty, thoughtful designs that brighten their mornings.
Technology Ethicist Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate the principles of technology ethics—stylish, meaningful, and perfect for inspiring conversations.
Technology Ethicist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for tech ethicists—clever, comfortable, and perfect for showing off their passion for responsible technology.