Technological Moralist Pillows

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Hate Platforms

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

Maybe I was wrong?

Myspace then and now.

Ode to Nature.

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."