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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Thomas Cranmer

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Albertus Magnus

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Religious toilets.

"We never discuss religion."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

Heavenly meetings.

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"We pride ourself on diversity."

'I finished doing the green plants around 11 pm on the sixth day, a Saturday I think...and the rest,as they say, is history.'

'Now they're not set in stone...'

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

Why god isn't listening...

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Moses' Reading Glasses

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

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