Techy Theologian Pillows

Second united church of the internet: Make Jesus your screen savior

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Hot cross buns

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Follow God On Twitter

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Albertus Magnus

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Why god isn't listening...

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'Now they're not set in stone...'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

'Does it come with any Apps'

"He calls it the eBible."

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Moses attempted to initiate the frog plague on his own.

"What format shalt I save these in?"

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Moses finds a map with a 'you are here'.

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

John Wesley

"You've only got twelve followers? You really need to look at your social networking optimisation!"