Tech-savvy Theologist Pillows

"Are they enabled for software updates and the like?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"He didn't mean on Twitter."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Palm Top Readings

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

The Blogger.

'Does it come with any Apps'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

Internet Search- Find God

"I'm going on a retreat."

"What format shalt I save these in?"

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"