Tech-savvy Theologians Pillows

"The pastor asked if you would turn the Wi-Fi off during services, it helps people focus on what he's saying."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Follow God On Twitter

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'Does it come with any Apps'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

Moses attempted to initiate the frog plague on his own.

Jesus Saves

"What format shalt I save these in?"

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"He calls it the eBible."

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

'Click on the icon.'

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

"You've only got twelve followers? You really need to look at your social networking optimisation!"

"That brings us to your search history."