Techie With A Love For Theology Pillows

'And now the first and fifth characters of your password.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

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How to create a password you can remember...

Albertus Magnus

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"He didn't mean on Twitter."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

If George Lucas had written the Bible...

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Now they're not set in stone...'

Why god isn't listening...

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'Does it come with any Apps'

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"He calls it the eBible."

"What format shalt I save these in?"

Moses finds a map with a 'you are here'.

Moses attempted to initiate the frog plague on his own.

John Wesley

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

Modern Temptation

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

Prpr 2 Skype thy Mkr.