Technological Moralist Gifts

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Hate Platforms

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

Ode to Nature.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Myspace then and now.