Tech Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a tech realist? Our collection offers witty and clever designs perfect for those who appreciate honesty and simplicity in a tech-driven world. From funny mugs to bold prints, find something that resonates with their no-nonsense personality. These products are ideal for anyone who appreciates technological insight with a dash of humor and a lot of personality.

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"I've got bad news: The captain has assured us that we're not being replaced by automation, and that we have job security."

"I've got bad news: The captain has assured us that we're not being replaced by automation, and that we have job security." mockup

"I've got bad news: The captain has assured us that we're not being replaced by automation, and that we have job security."

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"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app." mockup

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

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"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff." mockup

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting." mockup

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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World Production.

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"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that." mockup

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight." mockup

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.' mockup

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.' mockup

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

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'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.' mockup

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

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"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband." mockup

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

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"Now that's power."

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'They had a sale on electric green.' mockup

'They had a sale on electric green.'

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'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?' mockup

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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"Didn't we have a door over there?" mockup

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

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"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..." mockup

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

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'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.' mockup

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

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"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish." mockup

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20." mockup

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing." mockup

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

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Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet. mockup

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

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The Ungooglable Man

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Tech Realist Gifts Collection

Tech Realist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for tech realists—perfect for start-of-the-day humor and everyday honesty.

Tech Realist Pillows

Show off their honest style with pillows that bring a witty touch to any space—perfect for tech realists.

Tech Realist Prints

Decorate with prints that tell it like it is—clever, witty, and perfect for the tech realist's home or office.

Tech Realist T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak the truth—bold, humorous, and tailored for the tech realist in your life.