The Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the realist in your circle? Discover products that embrace practicality with a witty touch, perfect for those who see the world clearly and appreciate honest humor. From mugs to prints, find something that resonates with their grounded perspective and love of genuine expression. Thoughtful, amusing, and perfectly suited for the straightforward soul who values realism without sacrificing personality.

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"When I told my dad I can't wait to get out into the real world he just stared at me with the strangest expression."

"When I told my dad I can't wait to get out into the real world he just stared at me with the strangest expression." mockup

"When I told my dad I can't wait to get out into the real world he just stared at me with the strangest expression."

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir." mockup

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

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Tired Barbie

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists. mockup

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.' mockup

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?" mockup

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Have you considered a career in travel brochures? mockup

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

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"Now at this point reality intruded." mockup

"Now at this point reality intruded."

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"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait." mockup

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

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"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day." mockup

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!' mockup

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

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'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.' mockup

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

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"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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'That's the sign of a good painting!' mockup

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

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"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?" mockup

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.' mockup

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

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"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get." mockup

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

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The Realist Gifts Collection

The Realist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for realists who enjoy their coffee with a side of honesty and humor.

The Realist Pillows

Add some wit to their space with pillows that showcase the honest, down-to-earth personality of your favorite realist.

The Realist Prints

Browse our prints that capture the humor and authenticity of realists—ideal for decorating with a touch of genuine personality.

The Realist T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate the realist in your life—comfortable, clever, and full of authentic attitude.