Real-life Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the real-life realist in your life? Our collection features products that honor their practical mindset with a touch of humor and thoughtful design. Perfect for those who value honesty, clarity, and straightforwardness, these items serve as delightful reminders of their no-nonsense approach while adding a bit of fun to everyday life. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, find unique gifts that resonate with the practical yet witty personality of a true real-life realist.

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Have you considered a career in travel brochures? mockup

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

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'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.' mockup

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage." mockup

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

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"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans." mockup

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department." mockup

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

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Man Painting Road.

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"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then." mockup

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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Japanese disaster

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"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"

"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?" mockup

"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"

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Second marriage vows.

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". . . And if they weren't killed during World War III, or by climate change, or from obesity related heart-attacks. . . . then they are probably alive today. Living in old age poverty."

". . . And if they weren't killed during World War III, or by climate change, or from obesity related heart-attacks. . . . then they are probably alive today. Living in old age poverty."

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'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?' mockup

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

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'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!' mockup

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

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'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.' mockup

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'

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'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.' mockup

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

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"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?" mockup

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

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"Old MacDonald had a farm"

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'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.' mockup

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'

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Eight nights of excuses

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Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language. mockup

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1 mockup

The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1

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Real-life Realist Gifts Collection

Real-life Realist Mugs

Looking for mugs that resonate with a real-life realist? Check out our collection of witty and practical mug designs perfect for their straightforward mornings.

Real-life Realist Pillows

Discover pillows that celebrate honesty and practicality, perfect for adding a touch of humor to their living space.

Real-life Realist Prints

Find prints that capture the essence of realism and wit, ideal for decorating the home or office of a true real-life realist.

Real-life Realist T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts designed for real-life realists, featuring clever messages and simple styles that match their pragmatic approach.