Everyday Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift that appreciates the beauty in life's simple truths? Our collection for the everyday realist showcases products that celebrate authenticity, honesty, and the real world. Perfect for those who see beauty in everyday moments, these items bring a touch of wit and wisdom to daily life, making them thoughtful gifts for friends or loved ones who value genuine perspectives and realistic humor.

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Commuters do appreciate honesty... mockup

Commuters do appreciate honesty...

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff." mockup

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.' mockup

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

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"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight." mockup

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go." mockup

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

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"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"I've figured out why my life is boring." mockup

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

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"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?" mockup

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

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A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

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'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.' mockup

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

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"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails." mockup

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?" mockup

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"

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'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.' mockup

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

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'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.' mockup

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!' mockup

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

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Japanese disaster

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Torah reading on the subway.

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". . . And if they weren't killed during World War III, or by climate change, or from obesity related heart-attacks. . . . then they are probably alive today. Living in old age poverty."

". . . And if they weren't killed during World War III, or by climate change, or from obesity related heart-attacks. . . . then they are probably alive today. Living in old age poverty."

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