Real-life Realist Mugs

Find mugs that speak to the no-nonsense nature of real-life realists, with witty messages and practical designs perfect for starting their day on a straightforward note.

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Have you considered a career in travel brochures? mockup

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

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'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.' mockup

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage." mockup

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

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"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans." mockup

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department." mockup

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

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Man Painting Road.

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"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then." mockup

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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Japanese disaster

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"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"

"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?" mockup

"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"

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Second marriage vows.

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". . . And if they weren't killed during World War III, or by climate change, or from obesity related heart-attacks. . . . then they are probably alive today. Living in old age poverty."

". . . And if they weren't killed during World War III, or by climate change, or from obesity related heart-attacks. . . . then they are probably alive today. Living in old age poverty."

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