"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."
Digital Age Realist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the digital age realist? Discover clever and engaging items that showcase the humor and honesty of living in a tech-saturated world. Perfect for those who embrace modern realism with a playful twist.
Just kidding, we don't really reject you for not reading all those terms of service agreements.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
"Did you get my tweet?"
"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
Press Any Key. No, Not That One.
"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."
Life after death
Evolution...the wifi rhino.
"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"
'Can you just send the digital copy?'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."
STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."
Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password
'I think I'll wait for the movie.'
''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'
"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"
"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."
"All the better to ignore you with."
"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."
Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.
"Hey Google, describe the view."
Digital Age Realist Gifts Collection
Digital Age Realist Mugs
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Digital Age Realist Pillows
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Digital Age Realist Prints
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Digital Age Realist T-Shirts
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