Digital Ethics T-Shirts

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Someone Online Says Someone Did Something and You Should Be Pissed

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Fact amnesty"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Digito Ergo Sum.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Information Macht Frei

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

Think/Don't Think

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Rodin, the surfer.

'I blog, therefore I am.'