Online Honesty Advocate Pillows

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Crisis of values

'At least he's honest.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

The Government is now following you...

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."