Online Behavior Gifts

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Pastor, is misrepresenting myself on social media a sin?

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Hidden Facebook Features

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Your computer is not fully protected...

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

Social Networks

The Dangers of Social Media

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Gone Phishing

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.