Online Behavior Analyst Gifts

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"People are crazy."

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"Dr. Jeckyl and... Mr. Internet"

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

Sigmund Freud

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Weapons of Mass Comparison