Internet Connections Pillows

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

Wifi in Hell

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

E-Baying @ The Moon