Internet Connections Pillows

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'