Wifi Access Pillows

A rural castle retreat; the sign shows that there is WiFi access.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The World Wide Web.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Desert wifi

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"